Okay this theory may bring me to death!
But I still will post.
Please stop reading if you dont like it D:

The following would be lots of crap!

Thesis:
Girls usually say the opposite things.

Intro:
Had this idea when we (BlurSotong & Me) were talking about girls on the train.
Shant reveal what we were talking about.
Because I cant actually remember.

Explanation:
Girls, sometimes (added this word for my safety), lie, or rather, say what they dont really agree, to hide their feelings, or to avoid revealing any signs of *ahem*.
And maybe also to refrain others from worrying unnecessarily.

Examples:
Scenario 1: x(F) likes y(M).←Its not mathematical, trust me.
y: That girl there is so beautiful! She probably came from the heaven!
x: Ohh... Yeah..
y: That one too! Just too brilliant for me to describe! (Actually its because I'm lazy to portray... Lol.)
x: Yeah.. (In her mind: Like I care..)
y: Why dont you talk more? I'm feeling bored, because you dont talk.
x: Erm, I'm having sore throat.. *fake cough*
x tries to cover her unease. So as to prevent y from realising her feeling towards him.

Scenario 2: y(M) likes x(F) and x like y but accidentally does something which x doesnt like.
y: Why were you so angry?
x: Was I?
y: You were. I sensed your frightening glare.
x: Oh.
y: *silenced*
x: Do you know the guy in that class *point*.<1>
y: Yeah. Why?
x: He is so cuteeee! Can you help me get his hp. no.?
y: *silenced*
<1>Okay this one may be hard to understand. x is trying to make y jealous as a sort of punishment for doing wrong things.

Scenario 3: x(F) is y(M)'s girlfriend. And she always appear sad recently. They are sms-ing each other at night.
y: Are you okay????
x: Yeah. I'm fine *tears shining in her eye*.
y: Are you sure? You look dejected recently.
x: Oh. Really?
y: ...
x: I think it's because I dont have enough sleep. Nights.
The following day.
y: You still look sad.
x: Didnt I tell you that I dont have enough sleep?
y: But you slept at 7pm yesterday!

Conclusion:
When a girl says turn left, please turn right xD (jkjk)
Get serious, although they dont always say opposite things, but they usually do so.
The only way to make the correct inference is by observation & experience.

Oh yeah.
From the above scenarios, we also can observe that girls are not talented liars.

Copyrighted,
-BrMelon ♬

Random-ed at 09:00 Saturday, 30 May 2009